Me: Can you make carnitas in the crockpot?

Chris: <pause, pause, pause> Sure.

Me: Will it be good?

Chris: <looks up at ceiling, sighs dramatically> Yes. It’ll be good.

Me: Are you sure?

Chris: Oo-kay?

Me: Will it taste like it does down the street?

Chris: Where down the street?

Me: <eyeroll> You know, at Supermex. And that other one.

Chris: That other one.

Me: Don’t get smart. You know what I mean, THAT OTHER ONE.

Chris: Just make a list. And make sure you put that other one on there.

And then we went to Supermex. AHAHAHA!