Me: Can you make carnitas in the crockpot?
Chris: <pause, pause, pause> Sure.
Me: Will it be good?
Chris: <looks up at ceiling, sighs dramatically> Yes. It’ll be good.
Me: Are you sure?
Me: Will it taste like it does down the street?
Chris: Where down the street?
Me: <eyeroll> You know, at Supermex. And that other one.
Chris: That other one.
Me: Don’t get smart. You know what I mean, THAT OTHER ONE.
Chris: Just make a list. And make sure you put that other one on there.
And then we went to Supermex. AHAHAHA!