Last year I did the unthinkable and cut my wardrobe in half. It was a long time coming and a brutal process, but kicked off a season of purging in my life. After it was underway I realized it was happening across the board,…
Me: Can you make carnitas in the crockpot? Chris: <pause, pause, pause> Sure. Me: Will it be good? Chris: <looks up at ceiling, sighs dramatically> Yes. It’ll be good. Me: Are you sure? Chris: Oo-kay? Me: Will it taste like it does down the…
Last week I went to the doctor and found out my hair’s falling out. That was fun. I mean the guy practically threw me out of his office. When they don’t tell you to make a follow-up appointment after giving you 50 injections in…
We were driving home today when a song came on the radio and in a knee-jerk reaction I busted out singing along, even though I had no freaking idea how I knew the words. Ever since the stroke (wrote about it here and here…