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Postcards from hairstagram

Last week I wasted spent 8 hours of my life playing musical chairs at the salon. Here is some of what I overheard/saw when I wasn’t a. watching my phone die or b. falling asleep with my head in the bowl. For anyone wondering…

March 26, 2017

Teen Mom 2 recap, exasperation, etc

As I said on twitter last night just as Teen Mom 2 was about to start: Jesus take our wheels. #Jesusbreaktheirwheels Who’s with me on that? Especially considering Chelsea’s driving a Range Rover and Kail a BMW SUV and neither of them have jobs.…

March 15, 2017

Wage wars

1988: A posting goes up in my high school for summer jobs with the county. Four people will be chosen from all the students who apply. I’m small boned and petite in build. I want one of those manual labor jobs. I’ve been accepted…

March 9, 2017

It rose from the ashes

I swore I would never do television recaps again, but after last night’s Teen Mom 2 have reconsidered. I’ve found my people again. And to be clear I do not mean the cast of Teen Mom 2. I cannot believe Kail took a walk…

March 8, 2017