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Shake the dust off your paws

May 24, 2016

The Bachelorette is on tonight at 9pm. Against my better judgment I am thinking about watching it. Why, you ask? Oh gee I don’t know. Maybe something about bringing the old (way old, before the strokes old) into the new or just stirring up the universe’s juju to finally get the DMV to send my registration renewal in the mail seeing as updating my address online 40x hasn’t seemed to work. Dear DMV I’ve moved, please don’t make me come…

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It ain’t over til the cat lady sings

Every night when I crawl into bed I close my eyes and pretend I’m in my old room at the beach. I don’t think this is healthy. I don’t care. Three months ago I cleaned my way out the back door, stood up and…

May 13, 2016


When I think of summer I think of riding my bike in flip flops, or maybe bare feet. Summer is when my skin turns brown; the hair on my arms golden, barely there. It’s the season of no comb. Summer is the sound of…

September 10, 2015

A change would do you good

It’s 90 degrees outside, day 18 of the Whole30 and I spent the day purging my closets AGAIN. Is it over yet? Will it ever be? No one say margarita! I’ve spent the better part of this week testing donut recipes for the restaurant.…

May 1, 2015